Sunday, January 17, 2010

Girl Scout Cookies!


Girl Scout Cookies!

Order your Girl Scout Cookies here from my daughter Hannah.

$3.50 per box.

Cookies available:

-Lemon Chalet Cremes -- Zesty lemon cream filling with a hint of cinnamon-ginger sandwiched in valinna cookies
-Trefoils -- Classic Shortbread Cookies
-Do-Si-Dos -- Oatmeal cookies with peanut butter filling
-Samoas -- A classic - vanilla cookies, covered in caramel, rolled in coconut, striped with chocolate
-Dulce de Leche -- White cookies with caramel chips
-*NEW* Thank You Berry Much -- Cranberries and white fudge chip cookies. Thank You for supporting Girl Scouts!
-Tagalongs -- Cookies covered with peanut butter and coated with chocolate
-Thin Mints -- Thin pappermint wafer covered with chocolate. You know and love this cookie.

Either reply here or e-mail me at John@Marden.com

Thank you for supporting Scouting!

-John-

Friday, January 15, 2010

Skiers and Snowboarders - Courage Cup and Moonlight Madness Couage Center Fundraisers!



Skiers and snowboarders - The plans for The Courage Center's Moonlight Madness all night party on the hill at Trollhaugen on February 19 and the Courage Cup Race on February 13 at Trollhaugen are coming together.

We are in need of a few items and are hoping you can help us out.

We are looking for donations of items to be used as door prizes for Moonlight Madness and silent auction items for the Courage Cup Race. Gift cards, hand warmers, or goggles all make great door prizes. One of our volunteers has offered to embroider fleece items with our logo. Check out the clearance sales at your favorite retailer.

Private and Corporate donations are always welcome as well.

Please plan on attending one or both events. All of our skiers and snowboarders are welcome to participate in Moonlight Madness. If you are a skier who requires volunteers or adaptive equipment to participate, please contact Jenny Walsh (contact info below). We will do our best to arrange for volunteers to assist you at this event. The Courage Cup Race is open to any independent skier or snowboarder.

Register for the Courage Cup race at www.CourageCenter.org/couragecup or Moonlight Madness at www.CourageCenter.org/moonlightmadness.

If you have any questions, please feel free to contact Jenny Walsh |Program Coordinator, Sports & Recreation | PH: 763-520-0480
Courage Center | 3915 Golden Valley Road | Golden Valley, MN 55422
jennifer.walsh@CourageCenter.org

Friday, December 18, 2009

Wednesday, December 16, 2009

Top Ten Musical Acts Who “Went Solo”

Top Ten Musical Acts Who “Went Solo”

Bob Dylan, Jimi Hendrix, Prince, Carole King, Bruce Springsteen, Madonna, Ray Charles … all eventually rose to success under their own name. They may have paid their dues in the background, and eventually had a great band behind them, but you don’t pay to see “The Revolution”. You pay to see Prince.

The modern music industry has given us pre-digested personas like Britney Spears, Miley Cyrus and the boy-band spin-offs of Justin Timberlake, Ricky Martin, blah, blah, blah. We know pap when we see it. We might consume it for day-to-day musical sustenance, but it sure does not rock.

The heart of great rock & roll will always be THE BAND! Here is a list of great musical acts who contributed to great music in their band and then went on to create great music by “going solo”:

#10 Ozzy Osborne – Actually used to be in a band called “Black Sabbath” where he sang “Iron Man”, “Paranoid” and “War Pigs”. I think Black Sabbath created Heavy Metal music. Ozzy on his own defined it.

#9 Fergie – Would anyone really buy the Black Eyed Peas without Fergie? Fergie is the best example of bouncing between solo and band success. Michael-licious, Eric-licious…they just sound wrong. Fergalicious. (Natalicious DOES sound good though. See below.)

#8 David Lee Roth – “DAAAAAAAAVE TEE-VEE!” David Lee left Van Halen right there in front of us all. We saw the hate in Eddie Van Halen’s eyes on MTV when MTV still played music. We got to watch Dave build a new band around Steve Vai and watch the Van Halen brothers plug in Sammy Hagar to become just another OK band.

#7 Natalie Merchant – Left 10,000 Maniacs and led a whole new genre of 90s female rock. What a voice. And I love her because she was once late for a Twin Cities area concert due to having too much fun tubing down the Apple River.

#6 Michael Jackson – Starting with “Off the Wall”, MJ rocketed off his success with the Jackson 5. No matter how weird he eventually became, his early solo work really rocked.

#5 All Four Guys From “KISS”. Remember they all came out with “solo” albums at the same time in the late 70s/Early 80s? The albums all looked and pretty much sounded the same. We were all supposed to decide which KISS character we liked the best. On this list because it was the most crass commercialization I know of “going solo”. I love America.

#4 Diana Ross – Mary Wilson, Florence Ballard, Diana Ross and the genius of Barry Gordy made up The Supremes. Originally known as “The Primettes” who sang with “The Primes” Paul Williams and Eddie Kendricks – who left to join The Temptations. In 1976, Billboard magazine named Diana Ross the "Female Entertainer of the Century." In 1993, the Guinness Book of World Records declared Diana Ross the most successful female music artist in history.

#3 Peter Gabriel – Left Genesis and created one of my favorite songs - "Solsbury Hill". Also “Games Without Frontiers”, “Sledgehammer” and “In Your Eyes”. We will not mention other Genesis members in this top ten. Also, no Beatles.

#2 Paul Westerberg – Singer for The Replacements. Paul wrote most of the Replacements songs. Bob Stinson died, Chris Mars left and Paul went off on his own. Paul is the most influential “unknown” rock and roll act ever.

#1 Eric Clapton – What can you say? He left Derek & the Dominoes and Cream to build the “Slowhand” persona on his own. He blasted through reggae and country music in the 70s and created his own very unique musical style around his kick-ass gee-tar playin’. Eric also gets kudos for looking and sounding SO different in each of his incarnations.

What do YOU think?

Monday, December 14, 2009

JibJab Takes a Jab at Traditional Christmas Card Business



The JibJab team makes your Christmas and Holiday greetings viral. For $12, you can send out a JibJab greeting personalized by putting your face on a funny holiday video.

Thursday, December 10, 2009

Al Gore Tortures CNN Reporter With Vogon Poetry

One of my most humorous discoveries as a kid was local re-runs of Douglas Adams' "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" 1978 BBC radio show. This later became a book series, a BBC TV series, a computer game and eventually a bad 2005 American movie.

In the story, Arthur Dent is rescued from destruction of the Earth "...to make way for a hyperspace bypass..." by a bureaucratic alien race called the Vogons. Arthur Dent ends up hitchhiking and stowing away on a Vogon spaceship. When caught by the Vogons, Arthur is thrown out an airlock in to space. But he is first tortured by being forced to listen to the Vogon Captain recite poetry.

...Vogon poetry is of course, the third worst in the universe. The second worst is that of the Azgoths of Kria. During a recitation by their poet master Grunthos the Flatulent of his poem "Ode to a Small Lump of Green Putty I Found in My Armpit One Midsummer Morning" four of his audience died of internal hemorrhaging and the president of the Mid-Galactic Arts Nobbling Council survived only by gnawing one of his own legs off. Grunthos was reported to have been "disappointed" by the poem's reception, and was about to embark on a reading of his 12-book epic entitled "My Favourite Bathtime Gurgles" when his own major intestine--in a desperate attempt to save humanity--leapt straight up through his neck and throttled his brain. The very worst poetry of all perished along with its creator, Paul Neil Milne Johnstone of Redbridge, in the destruction of the planet Earth. Vogon poetry is mild by comparison. ...


Poetry. By Al Gore:



Per Wikipedia,
"Vogons are described as mindlessly bureaucratic, aggressive, having "as much sex appeal as a road accident" and the writers of "the third worst poetry in the universe". They are employed as the galactic government's bureaucrats."


Hmmmmmm.