Top Ten Alternative Careers

A friend of mine was joking about possibilities for her next career. So I came up with this...

Top Ten Alternative Careers:

10. Freelance Top Ten List Writer
9. Political Pundit Specializing in OFFICE Politics
8. Playboy Bunny Wrangler (an actual job)
7. Accordion Manufacturing Quality Control Test Technician
6. Field Market Research Analyst for Mad Dog 20/20 "Fortified" Wine
5. Ninja
4. Drummer in a Power Trio
3. Powerful Chewing Gum Business Executive
2. Mad Scientist (but a GOOD Mad Scientist, not an EVIL Mad Scientist)
1. Third Shift Holiday Evening Chauffeur for Rich, Celebrity Golfers